On a mission to get loads of visitors today, so I’m hanging on my WordPress stats with bated breath.
How about this: So far today I have five views, three in the US and two in the UK. The weird thing is this; I have one visitor. So either that character has crossed the Atlantic at unprecedented speed, or WordPress stats are a bit screwy.
Incidentally, I originally spelled ‘bated’ wrong above, like my breath was some sort of a trap. Maybe it is, who would be so impolite as to tell me?